The out of office message is fraught with professional and personal compromise, pitting connected competence against unplugged relaxation.
When you are in prison, things are more straightforward.
From Dealbook, we have a new contestant in the competition for the best out of office ever:
Michael A. Kimelman, a hedge fund trader on the outer edge of Raj Rajaratnam’s massive insider trading conspiracy, reported to the Federal Bureau of Prisons on Monday, surrendering at the United States Penitentiary in Lewisburg, Pennsylvania.
The new wry, automated response on his e-mail: “This email address is currently at a re-education camp for the indeterminate future and will not be checked. Please try back once its lesson has been learned. Mike”
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